Alex. 16. England. Music. Comics-Nightwing, Captain America, Batman, The Joker, The Riddler, Deadpool. Books. I'm nerdy and I love it.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
I AM MELONLORD
Legendary facts about How I Met Your Mother.
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF HOLY SHIT THEYRE ALL LIKE “WHOA FUCK OH MY GOD” AND TWO FUCKING RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND THREE HES LIKE “FUCK IT IM DONE” AND FIVES JUST LIKE “oh fuck what is th- HOL Y SHIT IS THAT A DICK” and oNES JUST LIKE “NO… NO NO NO” AND THREES JUST LIKE “IVE SEEN A COUPLE OF THOSE”
i didnt think my analysis of this gif would get notes
crYING
This gave me chills.
Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.
“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”That last quote gave me chills
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![askthegirlwhocan:
The Dickhead and the Governess [Part 6]
“Calling your fellow?”
“Angie, how many time do I have to say it; he’s not my ‘fellow’, he’s just a friend.”
[…]
“Why would ye go over there? Ye tryin’ to ruin this or sommat?”
“I thought it be best if she knew.
“No! No, it’s not best! Now she’ll think I’m just some pathetic sad little twat… She’ll think I’m ye!”
[…]
“I think he likes you, Rudy, you know. Boys can feel it when other boys like someone.”
“That’s nice Artie. ‘urry up now, don’t want to be late for school now, do you?”
[…]
“Oi Chorley, do you have plans for Friday night?”
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/00e89318e5e48c26f0ee40f2b90d7f0b/tumblr_mnddi50SwK1s4t4lko1_500.jpg)
The Dickhead and the Governess [Part 6]
“Calling your fellow?”
“Angie, how many time do I have to say it; he’s not my ‘fellow’, he’s just a friend.”
[…]
“Why would ye go over there? Ye tryin’ to ruin this or sommat?”
“I thought it be best if she knew.
“No! No, it’s not best! Now she’ll think I’m just some pathetic sad little twat… She’ll think I’m ye!”
[…]
“I think he likes you, Rudy, you know. Boys can feel it when other boys like someone.”
“That’s nice Artie. ‘urry up now, don’t want to be late for school now, do you?”
[…]
“Oi Chorley, do you have plans for Friday night?”
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:
Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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